Wanking simulator... Yep, you read that right.
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Wanking Simulator… Yep, you read that right.

Jackin’ the beanstalk, applying the hand brake, cleaning your rifle, playing the skin flute, milking the lizard, pumping the stump. Yep, they all add up to the same thing, and what’s better than real life jackin it? Virtual jackin it surely. That’s why the good people from MrCiastku and Ultimate Games S.A. are bringing the people the one true game they need… WANKING SIMULATOR.

You play as Winston Gay, who lost his house for wanking too loud. Now in the small town of Gay Bay, Winston is on a mission of spanking his monkey and tuggin his slug all over town. How does this work you might ask? Well, Winston must cause as much carnage and chaos around the small town as possible. You score points based on total carnage, as well as beating his meat all over said carnage.

Wanking simulator... Yep, you read that right.

This game is planned to release Q3 2019 on Steam, with the Dev’s promising more weaponry to add to the wanking chaos. I myself, should already be a pro at a game like this and I can’t wait to try my hand to gland combat all over this town!

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